Pole Position Difficulty
Reward: $0 (No missions)
See that huge, gaudy neon structure one block west and a few blocks south of the Ocean View hotel (you brought Mercedes Cortez here in Ken Rosenberg's "The Party" mission)? That there's the local strippin' club, and it's up fer sale! Complete your sleazy crime boss image by purchasing and frequenting this establishment. What do you get out of it? Not a heck of a lot.
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The Pole Position club is just a neat-o place to go when the world's got you down and only a lap dance will cure what ails you. Take a stroll through the inside, tend the bar, mingle with the patrons, grind a girl onstage, or maybe try starting a fight with one of the scantily-clad women and watch the low-rent security teach you to respect a lady. Now take a stroll to the back room, where you'll find a short hallway flanked by doorways. The first on the left and the last room on the right are open, so try the nearest one out.
The female dancer here will slink to the beat in a sultry display of polygonal porn that's sure to have you humping the screen. While it may seem like an eternity, you'll have to sit here and shell out bits of money to this succulent succubus until you spend about $500. Yes, you are Tommy Vercetti and would probably drop that like nothing on a haircut, but it gets dished out at an excruciatingly slow pace here. When the deed is done, your skin salon will start to generate money—up to $4,000 a day. Looks like you're not the only one dropping the big bucks on ol' backroom Betty.