Alexander
ik moet nodig weer eens
Hahahah dit is echt lachen :W
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the
Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil
army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
-------------------
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it
ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic
symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide
and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in
the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular
physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your
ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
> Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
> Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather
> mini-skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I
> workout
> everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
> Wellhung: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair
> of blue
> sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also wearing an old T-shirt,
> it's
> got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of funny.
> Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
> Wellhung: OK.
> Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the
> stereo and
> candles on my lightstand. I look up into your eyes and I'm smiling. My
> hand
> works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge
> swelling
> bulge.
> Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.
> Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
> Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
> Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
> Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it softly
> off.
> Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk
> slides off
> of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and
> pulling.
> Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your
> blouse.
> I'm sorry.
> Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.
> Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
> Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my
> soft
> breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.
> Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's stuck.
> Do you
> have scissors?
> Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my
> back and
> undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts,
> my
> nipples are erect for you.
> Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
> the
> clasp.
> Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your
> tongue all
> over me.
> Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
> breasts!
> They're neat!
> Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling
> your
> ear.
> Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and
> phlegm.
> Sweetheart: WHAT?
> Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
> Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains
> of my
> blouse.
> Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it
> in the
> corner of the room.
> Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard
> tool.
> Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!
> Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
> Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,
> in and
> out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.
> Sweetheart: What's the matter?
> Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
> Sweetheart: Are you OK?
> Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
> Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?
> Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a
> cup.
> Where do you keep your cups??
> Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!
> Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.
> Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
> Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
> Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.
> Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the cabinet.
> And now
> I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where is
> the
> bedroom?
> Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
> Wellhung: I found it.
> Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.
> Wellhung: Me too.
> Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against
> each
> other.
> Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
> Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?
> Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses on the
> nightstand.
> Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
> Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom
> Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.
> Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for
> the
> toilet and lift the lid.
> Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
> Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle.
> Uh-oh!
> Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
> Wellhung: I just realised I peed in your laundry basket. Sorry again.
> I'm
> walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.
> Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
> Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm,
> woman's thing.
> Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
> Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma'am, I'm
> having
> a little problem here.
> Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait another
> second.
> Slide it in! Screw me!
> Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
> Sweetheart: WHAT?
> Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
> Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on
> my
> face.
> Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all
> floppy. I'm
> looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.
> Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on my
> underwear
> and my wet nasty blouse.
> Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching across
> the
> dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your
> candles.
> Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.
> Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell
> on the
> curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it with a shocked
> look on my
> face.
> Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!
> Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the
Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil
army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
-------------------
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it
ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic
symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide
and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in
the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular
physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your
ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
> Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
> Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather
> mini-skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I
> workout
> everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
> Wellhung: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair
> of blue
> sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also wearing an old T-shirt,
> it's
> got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of funny.
> Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
> Wellhung: OK.
> Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the
> stereo and
> candles on my lightstand. I look up into your eyes and I'm smiling. My
> hand
> works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge
> swelling
> bulge.
> Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.
> Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
> Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
> Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
> Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it softly
> off.
> Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk
> slides off
> of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and
> pulling.
> Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your
> blouse.
> I'm sorry.
> Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.
> Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
> Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra, my
> soft
> breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.
> Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's stuck.
> Do you
> have scissors?
> Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my
> back and
> undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts,
> my
> nipples are erect for you.
> Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
> the
> clasp.
> Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your
> tongue all
> over me.
> Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
> breasts!
> They're neat!
> Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling
> your
> ear.
> Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and
> phlegm.
> Sweetheart: WHAT?
> Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
> Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains
> of my
> blouse.
> Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it
> in the
> corner of the room.
> Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard
> tool.
> Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!
> Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
> Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,
> in and
> out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.
> Sweetheart: What's the matter?
> Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
> Sweetheart: Are you OK?
> Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
> Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?
> Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a
> cup.
> Where do you keep your cups??
> Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!
> Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.
> Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
> Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
> Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.
> Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the cabinet.
> And now
> I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where is
> the
> bedroom?
> Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
> Wellhung: I found it.
> Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.
> Wellhung: Me too.
> Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against
> each
> other.
> Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
> Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?
> Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses on the
> nightstand.
> Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
> Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom
> Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.
> Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for
> the
> toilet and lift the lid.
> Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
> Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle.
> Uh-oh!
> Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
> Wellhung: I just realised I peed in your laundry basket. Sorry again.
> I'm
> walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.
> Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
> Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm,
> woman's thing.
> Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
> Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma'am, I'm
> having
> a little problem here.
> Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait another
> second.
> Slide it in! Screw me!
> Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
> Sweetheart: WHAT?
> Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
> Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on
> my
> face.
> Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all
> floppy. I'm
> looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.
> Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on my
> underwear
> and my wet nasty blouse.
> Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching across
> the
> dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your
> candles.
> Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.
> Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell
> on the
> curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it with a shocked
> look on my
> face.
> Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!
> Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
Wie is wie ensow ???
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